doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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