We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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