I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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