Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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