whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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