I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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