what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
