Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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