you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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