put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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