The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
