it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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