This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
id be glad to
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
