GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize