awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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