so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His hands were made for my vagina.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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