Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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