ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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