First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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