Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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