Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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