just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
PANTIES FOUND
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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