i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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