i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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