Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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