Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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