Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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