Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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