don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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