why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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