she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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