I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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