my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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