I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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