I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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