Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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