The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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