Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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