Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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