operation harelip BJ is a go
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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