party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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