I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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