You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We have started to decorate penises.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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