Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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