then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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