I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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