i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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