We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
