Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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