...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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