Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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