seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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