Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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