we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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